To Whom it May Concern:
Thank you for your jealousy. I will take it as a compliment.
Thank you for pushing until you caused a rock bottom situation from which up was the only direction to go.
Thank you for your constant drama, egocentrism, pouting, tantruming, self-pity and sense of entitlement. It's because of you that I don't need cable. Besides, the NBA is on strike anyway.
And finally, thank you for being so awful that I just keep looking better and better.
Sincerely, A Friend
